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Clean, confident, and a little wry, it is built for people who know better and move accordingly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gbn-pd-box\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gbn-pd-head dark\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gbn-pd-body\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, breathable fabric that feels lightweight and comfortable all day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA clean statement design with calm, grown energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEasy to style with jeans, joggers, leggings, or layered under a jacket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit gives it a polished everyday look without feeling stiff\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to hold its shape and print quality through repeat wear and washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gbn-pd-box\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gbn-pd-head red\"\u003eFit + Feel\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gbn-pd-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade on the Bella+Canvas 3001, this tee features 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel that works from morning to night. 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